Contact Info / Websites

All 73 movie Reviews

: Midnight Release : : Midnight Release :

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Just some food for thought.

So yes, I'm my absense from NG and the US, I've missed so much that has happened on this site, and in general, however, one fact has remained. Foamy still is a god. However, to my dismay, it seems that the general populace that calls NG it's home has missed the point of the series, and have begun focusing on the fact that Germaine has breasts that are obnoxiously large. Well, for those who decided that her breasts detracted from the overall nature of this film, you are missing the point. Should you decide to mature past the point of oogling breasts, watch this video again for the humor of it, not for the fact there are titties in it. Thank you.

Jason Grimm A.K.A. Mulatto Apocolypse

People find this review helpful!


Rated 4 / 5 stars


Fap factor is less than 5, hjowever, still epicly funny. Bravo

People find this review helpful!

LF2 - Julian War Ch6 P1 LF2 - Julian War Ch6 P1

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Review for LF2 - Julian War Ch6 P1

Graphics: 7/10
Animation: 7/10
Sound Effects: 7/10
Voice-overs: -/10
Music: 9/10
Plot: 8/10
Overall: 7/10

Right ok, like always first up is graphics. At first I thought this was going to be an 8-bit graphic movie, however you surprised me with your actually well designed animation. The reason you pulled a 7 out of ten on this one, is because of some minor things, such as the minor attacks, and the bookshelves were very out of place (their drawing was much different than everything else). Next is animation. Done in an 8-bit style, which would have scored higher if this was actually 8-bit, also, during the fight scene, the black masked fellow did the same punching combo about three times. 7/10 for sound effects, since sound effects were only used during the fight scene, and were the same cliched punching sounds, with some interesting laser sounds. I had a hard time deciding your score for music. I kept switching from 8 to 9 then back to 8, finally deciding a nine would fit nicely, since the music fit well, but you definitely should have use a few more tracks for the different scenes. Plot would have gotten a 10/10 since I came into this series far to late to really judge on a part of a full episode, however some grammatical mistakes in some of the lines is what took away those points. Overall, not bad, some improvement needed in the english department, and some new sound packs, and you'll be in business.

As seen on Newgrounds,

Questions or Comments? Visit my page! /post/256443

People find this review helpful!

Sanford and Son part 5 Sanford and Son part 5

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Review for...oh fuck it just read it.

Not even going to pretend I was going to review this. It's nothign more then the sleeve for the show's fifth season dvd box set to the sanford and son's theme.

People find this review helpful!

T E T R I S ' D 3 T E T R I S ' D 3

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Review for Tetris'd 3

Graphics: 8/10
Animation: 8/10
Sound Effects: -/10
Voice-overs: -/10
Music: 10/10
Plot: 8/10

First and foremost, I have two major things to say. This review isn't fair at all. I usually only review brand new flashes, and this is a top five flash. Obviously it's going to do well. Secondly, I apologize for the length of time it's been taking me to do my reviews. I've been slacking. On to the review.

Graphics, very nice. Simplistic is my only statement, however there is beauty in simplicity. Animation took it's hit from the rare occasion that the animation and the music background wasn't synced up. (I took it upon myself to kind of assume that the goal was to make an animation to the back ground music, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.) Music is up next, and well, I really can't say anything about it. It was catchy, it fit the story, and I liked it. 10 points. Finally up is storyline in this, my shortest of reviews. 8 points, because although it was a very unique and enjoyable idea, after three animations, it was kind of a dead horse beating. But good none the less. Well thats that, enjoy what you can from this.

Use before date printed on side,

Questions? Comments? Concerns? /post/256443

People find this review helpful!
cobra0528 responds:

A very valid review. Thanks for the criticism. It is much appreciated. Now about the music. I wanted to sync the video to it as much as I could, but given the slow-paced nature of the song and the fast-paced nature of the animation I could not pull this off as well as I would have liked. Thanks again.

Comet Preview Comet Preview

Rated 2 / 5 stars

"Comet Preview" review

Sound Effects:7/10

I have little to say for this review. I must apologize, but there is barely anything to review here. A ten second clip of a man jumping from one building to the other. That's all that it is, not much I can say about it. In any case, a review for you!

Batteries sold seperately,

Questions or comments? /post/256443

Tehpivot responds:

Thank you for the constructive criticism!

HypnoOrbs HypnoOrbs

Rated 3 / 5 stars

HypnoOrbs review

Graphics: 4/10
Animation: 6/10
Sound Effects: -/10
Voice-overs: -/10
Music: 7/10
Plot: -/10
Overall: 6/10

Personally, I think this would be great for windows media player as a visualization. However, as you said it is short, so it would need much more additions to it, and possibly some randomizations, just to make things interesting, otherwise not a bad experiment. I enjoyed it.

Batman's nemesis

Questions or Comments? /post/256443

Blockhead: Episode 11 Blockhead: Episode 11

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Holy shitastical shitmas

Graphics: 10/10
Animation: 10/10
Sound Effects: 9/10
Voice-overs: 10/10
Music: 10/10
Plot: 8/10

Please excuse my summary for this flash. It has been far to long since my last review, as I have been without internet for some time now. But I am back and able to continue my reviews as I see fit. Now onto my review.

You are still in good form Mr. Swain. The story is still hilarious, the graphics have steadily increased, and new ways of finding humor in idiocy never seem to dry up, however this was not your best story idea. I'm not saying it was bad, but I'm saying it was not the best executed. I like the idea of the evil twin(?), but it was not used enough for this episode. I believe it should be used more, and possibly given a room next to Blockhead's consciousness. Um, as for the rest of it, keep up the good work and find comfort that I decided to use your flash as my triumphant return flash!

The Flash Reviewer,

People find this review helpful!

[SG] Rocker Rave [SG] Rocker Rave

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Read the review.

Sound Effects:-10

Well. This was interesting. All I really have to say is please, for the love of god, why?

Curious-Foot madness Curious-Foot madness

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Read the review...

Sound Effects4/10

Well, you still have some work to do, but it will all come with practice. Your drawings weren't all that bad, but they could use some improvemet. The animation wasn't to horrible, but you had some gap times, and some of it could be done a bit more fancily. The sound effects were ok, but they had gaptime inbetween them. You would have the sound-effect end, then half a second later the other one would come in. Same with the music. Gotta work on that. The plot of this, however, made little to no sense. It was interesting, but confusing. I know the madness series is about random violence, but they did have a visible plot, this one did not. Keep trying though.

The alpha and Omega,

People find this review helpful!
lemonshaman responds:

whoa this really puts me on a bad situation, the way you put it like makes me wanna delete this and re-do it lol and it's a miracle it got 3 out of a 5 on the "current score" board, but thanks for the tips and clicks man! Appreciate it!